Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Randomize
