You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
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Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
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She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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