Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
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We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
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Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
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