So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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