K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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