drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
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Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
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So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
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