Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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