i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
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That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
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New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
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