I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
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Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
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the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
jump out the window naked night went bad
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