That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
