is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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