Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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