Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
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So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
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Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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