Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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