no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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