So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
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You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
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C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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