we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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