It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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