I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
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i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
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I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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