I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
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Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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