Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
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so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
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my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
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If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
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