you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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