it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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