Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
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alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
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2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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