Do you still have your period?
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
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Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
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You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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