just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
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