If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
We got so high we made milksteak
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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