oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
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He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
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Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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