Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Randomize
