I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
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uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
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I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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