I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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