wat bout pragnant strippers??
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
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