wrigley field is MILF paradise
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
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Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
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I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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