check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
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the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
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Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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