going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
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You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
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Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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