its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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