Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
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He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
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If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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