i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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