It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
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I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
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Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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