what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
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She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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