i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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