thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
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It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
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Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
May the power of my ass compel you!!
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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