in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
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I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
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I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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