508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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