it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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