i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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