Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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