i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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