I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Randomize
