DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
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I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
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True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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