No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
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You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
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Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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