I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
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Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
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A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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