Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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